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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 17:14 So did Gillette take away Tiger's contract because of his affairs or because he has given up sport to work on his marriage? #
  • 10:28 Was just thinking someone should make music specifically for boring middle income white people. Then I remembered Ben Folds. #
  • 10:38 Just to be clear of course, I like Ben Folds. I'm just pretty open about being a boring middle-income white guy. WHOSE ROCKIN THE SUBURBS. #
  • 13:56 RT @thejakartaglobe: 'Balibo' film ban backfires badly bit.ly/7rIIKu #
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2009|04:02 pm]

  • 10:33 Okay, I've had breakfast, tracked down my notes and now it's nearly time to start work. Maybe I'll clean my car before I do that. #

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(no subject) [Dec. 11th, 2009|04:04 pm]

  • 20:30 The absolute best thing about this story is the third summary dot point, "Take that, stupid cats". bit.ly/6nfWL4 #

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(no subject) [Dec. 10th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 22:46 I can honestly say that this is a way better term than "hymen". bit.ly/6sKeMh #
  • 08:29 @GeorgiaWaters oh are you kidding? And here I am in the worst cafe in the world waiting for something that will taste a lot like charcoal. #
  • 08:55 @thetowncrier Oh well, I'm glad we're all flogging this dead horse together. #
  • 13:22 @miss_anekie HEY I SAW YOU IN PEPPERMINT It looked totally awesome!

    Also I don't have your mobile number and you should DM it to me. #
  • 14:07 @jg_rat From what I can gather, putting crocs in the NT news pushes newspaper sales into the stratosphere. #
  • 14:15 @waltonkate I'm not convinced they were designed with human beings in mind. #
  • 14:51 @corublo hey have you seen this? @Detainee063 #
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(no subject) [Dec. 9th, 2009|04:03 pm]
  • 11:42 @miss_anekie whereabouts are you working today? #
  • 14:05 @GeorgiaWaters You have possibly the most demure Twitter avatar here. #
  • 14:17 I changed my icon and Twitter told me it was a nice picture. Aw thanks guys. #
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2009|04:03 pm]
  • 18:25 Has anyone else heard of this @fixedia thing? Some social media networking site designed for journos. #
  • 22:34 So typical of my ego I typed "Australian journalists" into www.google.com/squared to see if I was listed. I wasn't, of course. #
  • 22:36 From now on, I insist that any footage of Tony Abbott walking around in a suit should be set to Stevie Wonder's Superstition. #
  • 09:36 The universal indication for a meme's time of death, is when my Dad emails it to me with the subject line "SO FUNNY/TRUE" #
  • 12:38 @corublo dude why are you in my neck of the woods? And here I am working from caboolture today - twitpic.com/sm6rq #
  • 13:57 Finally, an analysis of the Tiger Woods thing: "Investigators Piecing Together Weird-Ass Clues In Tiger Woods Crash" bit.ly/67Xnpq #
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 21:16 @thetowncrier The up-to-the-minute reporting would be second to none! #
  • 11:06 YOU CAN'T LOSE 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE DEVIL'S FAVOURITE SONNNN #
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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 19:06 @WazL that had to be the best dilemma of all time. I think Mad Men has the best potential for quotables. #
  • 21:19 @mariekehardy Was it the one where the old guy flew away in the helicopter and then OH NO HE DIED? That's a tear jerker fo sho. #
  • 14:51 The worst thing about watching 'Persepolis' is that I can never again see it for the first time. Absolutely incredible. #
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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 16:33 Power failures have crippled Central station, trains are delayed, "it's an overhead problem" #translink #
  • 16:35 LATEST Brisbane trains at central have stopped. No movement expected for 20 mins. Commuters, like this one, are annoyed #
  • 16:41 15-20 minute delay expected. Go card users told to contact translink before they leave the station. Surly commuters are surly. #translink #
  • 16:43 Passengers at central told to "de-train" from their services. Who talks like that?@jg_rat #
  • 16:45 Surly commuters not impressed by delays @ Central. They're waiting for c'land line #translink #bne #hurryup - twitpic.com/s2irm #
  • 16:46 @jg_rat mysterious power failure, they're bringing someone from Albion #
  • 16:52 Doomben and ferny grove trains delayed. Trains not on 3/4 seem cool. I think QR just handed out bottled water. Go team. #translink #bne #
  • 16:56 @612brisbane trains at central delayed for 15-20 mins. Doomben, ferny grove affected. Overhead power problem. QR has handed out water. #
  • 16:58 RT @earleyedition: Police "in shock" after driving over Aboriginal woman in Qld park ow.ly/IqEG No word on woman's condition #
  • 12:01 Watch out for the ham sandwich! - twitpic.com/s6gjj #
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2009|04:03 pm]

  • 09:10 The king on this kids show who keeps saying 'Quite so quite so' is far more talented then everyone else. #

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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 08:25 @corublo 122 seconds! Why don't you sit down grampa? #
  • 09:02 @thetowncrier You can almost hear the collective sigh from Fairfax. #
  • 10:43 @s_bridges some of the best meals I've ever had have been floor pizza ad softdrinks from the bottle. #
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 17:41 Oh this is absolutely incredible. RT @s_bridges Citizens Electoral Council LULZ: is.gd/58G9I #
  • 08:07 Oh wait, @raddestalbums are counting down best albums OF ALL TIME. Kings of Leon shouldn't be on that list. They're garbage. #
  • 09:48 Honestly, is there anything that makes a journalist happier than a pay day? It's basically the best day in the world. it's all great. #
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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 07:29 If he's asked on his prospects, Turnbull should probably say something about Lazarus needing heart surgery. #
  • 09:45 KAKADU, Australia's Red Centre and now the Glasshouse Mountains? The push begins to take our mountains to the world. bit.ly/6KQWPO #
  • 09:47 An 18-yo who lost both legs to swine flu and whose father is battling a terminal brain tumour wins massive support. bit.ly/8pCyDx #
  • 14:32 @corublo The best Bodycount son is that anti-drug one. I WANNA GET HIGH AS THE SKY. YOURE KISSING YOU LIFE GOODBYE #
  • 14:32 @ambiej Just wait til he's PM. #
  • 15:24 Seriously, come on internet.
    Google: "No results found for 'tony abbott totally sucks'." #
  • 15:47 @ryanmoore3 Crap, that's what I get for dashing something out on Twitter. Mine is Alex Somlyay for Fairfax. He stood by the embattled Mal. #
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 16:56 Friend translating her Spanish book online: The Coo (owl): when the nights are for somewhere and quacks, is that... someone will die soon. #
  • 21:00 @ryanmoore3 it's not slipper is it? #
  • 08:08 His daughter has just lost both her legs and he's been diagnosed with an aggressive brain tumour. Heartwrenching. bit.ly/7bKq1s #
  • 10:55 @ryanmoore3 Yeah I was pretty shocked when I found out Slipper was my local member too. At least, I think he is. #
  • 11:27 A Sunshine Coast family has lost everything after their home was engulfed by fire. See video and story: bit.ly/6m9TEe #
  • 15:27 @ryanmoore3 Ah no, i just found out I'm in the Buderim electorate so I dodged that bullet. #
  • 15:31 @Sally_Jackson Your introduction on the adult magazines story that ended with "the pun stops here" is fantastic. Top notch. #
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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 11:06 Just got paid! Wooo
    #dollahdollahbillz #
  • 12:15 @corublo You need to get mags with spikes, so you can slice open your enemy's car like a can of tuna. Cruuuuuunch #
  • 12:15 @latikambourke They mentioned Twitter. How it was silly for Joe Hockey to ask for opinions on policy. What more could you want? #
  • 12:16 Holy crap, I just realised there's a water cooler in this office. This place is basically paradise.
    #workisparadise #
  • 12:58 Turnbull's piece on The Punch needs "entertainment" as one of its tags
    #spill #
  • 15:27 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets - w33.us/6pd #
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(no subject) [Nov. 27th, 2009|04:01 pm]
  • 18:04 Ups to them @TurnbullMalcolm, start a new and better front bench. One with a volleyball named Wilson. #
  • 18:06 I love that there is no free-to-air channel that's covering the TOTAL DESTRUCTION of the opposition. Great work. #tvnews #
  • 18:07 Turnbull to world, 'THIS IS SPARTA' #
  • 18:10 STILL NOTHING on free-to-air television! Seriously what the hell is even the point of tv news services in Australia #
  • 18:11 I haven't got any idea what's actually happening, but I'm imagining Turnbull breathing hard, carrying a sword and covered in blood. #
  • 18:12 Who's phone was that? I mean, that's just immature. Lets turn off the phones people. #
  • 18:13 Thank you @612brisbane, now I can actually hear! #
  • 18:14 I'm listening to Turnbull, but I'm watching a crab struggling against a dude who has picked him up with yellow gloves on ABC1. Great combo. #
  • 18:15 Twitter still faster than the live stream on ABC. There's just nothing faster. #
  • 18:17 "But to walk, you need legs" #journeyoflife #ABC1 #spill #
  • 18:26 Hm, imagine how dynamic it would've been if news.com.au or nationaltimes.com.au had live Twitterers from the Turnbull presser. #
  • 10:27 @sleemol That's the best meeting I've ever heard of. #
  • 12:21 So far, no analysis I've read has come close to how great this is: "The Liberal Catch-22" bit.ly/7WavI8 (via @abcnews) #
  • 12:30 Is anyone else picturing the ALP just sitting around in giant chairs smoking cuban cigars and talking about the weather? #
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(no subject) [Nov. 26th, 2009|04:03 pm]
  • 09:08 Noone likes a complainer. You there, stop complaining. Also we came second in trivia because we didn't know who Rick Price was. :( #
  • 10:07 @sleemol Be careful of defam! #
  • 11:25 @sleemol When I left Mackay, the real estate agents we were dealing with (renting) were just monsters. They wanted us to clean roof gutters. #
  • 11:29 I'm currently writing stories for THREE newspapers. Luckily they all have the same deadline. #
  • 11:29 @sleemol I was intrigued by @foursquare but I really don't want the world to know exactly where I am I don't think. #
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(no subject) [Nov. 25th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 16:18 Dammit Tuckey, you can't just play with people's feelings like that. #
  • 16:54 @corublo Nah apparently he called a leadership spill and everyone else just prentended he was silent. #
  • 07:07 @miss_anekie Intro is not too bad and I think History of English or whatever might be ok but there's prob others that are more fun. #
  • 09:08 I love this quote in the Britney story from the @couriermail.
    "K-Fed... is widely regarded as a reasonable man."
    bit.ly/8K5nqH #
  • 09:14 Fantastic piece from @CUhlmann on Turnbull and his "Mal-contents".
    bit.ly/4pg7OE #
  • 09:26 @jared_reed Holy cow, the guys on the cliff face actually look horrific. #
  • 09:28 Type "Michelle Obama" into Google Image and you get a racist cartoon of her in the top few results. Monsters. bit.ly/4x5cPT #
  • 09:40 @jared_reed That's almost their annual salary. Did it send the cadet into a depression spiral after he handed it back? #
  • 09:57 Last night Bianca and I couldn't decide on what to get for dinner. She wanted Thai, I wanted Indian. WE GOT BOTH. #whitecollarcompromise. #
  • 10:04 OH: "The carpark is getting a bit full
    "No shit Sherlock". #
  • 11:59 I'm so hungry but I can't just leave in the middle of a leadership spill! #
  • 12:13 C'MON SPILL WE DOING THIS #
  • 12:20 SPILL DEFEATED!
    Top work by all the Canberra journos twittering about all of this. It paralysed my ability to do anything but watch in awe #
  • 12:34 Guaranteed. RT @Pollytics: Of those 35... what's the bet nearly all of them were Senators and fillers of safe seats #spill #
  • 15:45 Trivia tonight. I wonder how I can prepare myself for another wholesale slaughter of opposing tables. Tattoo true and fals on my fists. #
  • 15:46 Scratch that, I'll go all French on them: Vrai and Faux.
    BAM, flee is fear. #
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2009|04:02 pm]
  • 16:19 @SilkCharm Plagiarising?! Maybe I'll become a blogger yet! :P #
  • 17:47 Toy Dory #fishmovies #
  • 17:48 @thetowncrier But he was such a success as immigration minister! #
  • 17:52 @CrazyDomains I've sent three emails in with a question. Do your hosting plans include being able to host unlimited domains? #
  • 17:55 @kteej I'm not sure you realise just how many hilariously dirty jokes would come of that, so to speak. #
  • 06:50 @SilkCharm I have never heard of it but I'm sure some would be. Details? #
  • 10:37 @corublo "She had a face like a smashed crab". #
  • 10:41 @thetowncrier I would be totally keen but I won't be able to get there in time! NEXT TIME #
  • 11:32 BECAUSE FACES ON PLACES ARE ACES. (Totally awesome) faceahoy.wordpress.com/ #
  • 11:46 @corublo, Got a face like a half-sucked mango. #
  • 12:17 I gotta say I was pretty excited by Macfarlane talking about the 'exceptional package' he wanted to show the opposition. #
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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2009|04:01 pm]
  • 09:19 I got my new blues jeans on, I got my new blue jeans on.
    #singingaboutthemundane #
  • 09:28 @earleyedition Hah, that story reminds me of this on The Onion: bit.ly/1KwEud #
  • 11:43 @sleemol was just thinking the same thing. I think midday is fair. #
  • 11:48 @thetowncrier I feel the same about hazelnuts but noone believes me. #
  • 11:49 Call it shallow, but I figured putting "online guy" in my profile description would drag all these social media folks outta the woodwork. #
  • 11:54 I cannot believe my brother bought me a domain name for my birthday. What makes it worse is that I'm totally psyched. bit.ly/4J0peV #
  • 11:56 A place near here does brie, bacon, and avocado open grills. They're massive and dripping with fat but oh God I can't stop. #fattyboomsticks #
  • 12:04 Will anyone in the world read National Times once Annabel Crabb is gone? #
  • 12:06 A great piece on New Matilda today: "So it's okay to say sorry to white people?" bit.ly/MZZBE #
  • 13:28 @kteej I came back from lunch singing I LOVE AEROPLANE JELLY, AEROPLANE JELLY FOR ME. And now you probably will too. #
  • 13:56 @SilkCharm brag brag brag :D #
  • 14:02 @SilkCharm You're single-handedly keeping all us 19th century media workers in a job. #
  • 14:03 @CITYPUBLICITY You could go for Fleur from Beserk fashion designs. www.beserkclothing.com/ #
  • 14:53 Ladies know all about his undercarriage. "PILOT who landed a jetliner in New York's Hudson River earns 'rock star sex'" bit.ly/6WBZoE #
  • 14:56 @thetowncrier @silkcharm It's a brave new world, there's no place for print media, just 140 characters of nonsense. THE TIME IS NOW #
  • 15:14 So Taylor Swift won some awards and wasn't hilariously interrupted by Kanye West. So noone gives a crap. #
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